e-pistle

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A giant e-mail that talks too much and gives advice you didn’t ask for.

My mom sent me a 10-page e-mail about how to fold a sock properly.

My boss e-mailed me a whole story about his cat’s life.

My ex sent me a 500-word e-mail explaining why I was the worst friend ever.

A long e-mail that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

My cousin e-mailed me a 3-page story about his trip to the grocery store.

My teacher sent me an e-mail that was longer than my essay.

My dad e-mailed me a whole life lesson about why he hates tomatoes.

A never-ending e-mail that feels like it was written by a mad man.

My aunt sent me a 12-paragraph e-mail about her goldfish’s new diet.

My friend e-mailed me a story about how his toaster has feelings.

My uncle e-mailed me a whole biography about his left foot.

A e-mail so long it makes your eyes bleed and your brain scream.

My grandma sent me a 20-page e-mail about her day at the mall.

My brother e-mailed me a story about his cat’s 10-year journey to become a king.

My teacher sent me an e-mail that was longer than my entire life.

A e-mail that is like a never-ending nightmare from your worst enemy.

My dad e-mailed me a 5-page story about how his blender got promoted.

My sister sent me a 10-paragraph e-mail about her new pencil.

My uncle e-mailed me a full biography of his sock collection.

A e-mail so long it could be used as a blanket for a whole family.

My mom sent me a 15-page e-mail about how to properly mop the floor.

My brother e-mailed me a full biography of his pencil’s life.

My uncle sent me a 20-paragraph e-mail about his favorite cereal.