e-pills

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E-pills are like the magical pills that make you feel like a god. People need them to stop being sad and start being awesome.
My mom took 10 e-pills and started dancing in the grocery store.
He took e-pills and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
She took e-pills and tried to convince her dog she was a celebrity.
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E-pills are the same as ecstasy. They are the reason people forget their problems and remember only their glory.
I took e-pills and forgot my own name.
He took e-pills and told his boss he was the king of the office.
She took e-pills and tried to sing a whole song to her cat.
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E-pills are a fancy name for a drug that makes you feel like you can fly. Some people take them and then do stupid stuff.
He took e-pills and tried to fly off the roof.
She took e-pills and started talking to the mailman like he was her boyfriend.
I took e-pills and ate the entire pizza box in one bite.
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E-pills are like the pills that make you happy, but sometimes they come with bad stuff. People take them and sometimes they feel like they're in a horror movie.
She took e-pills and thought her best friend was a robot.
He took e-pills and started screaming at the TV.
I took e-pills and thought my mom was a ghost.
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E-pills are the same as ecstasy. They make you super high and super horny. People take them and then do things they would never do otherwise.
He took e-pills and asked his teacher to be his girlfriend.
She took e-pills and started making out with the school janitor.
I took e-pills and tried to dance on the principal's desk.
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E-pills are like the drug that makes you act like an e-girl. People take them and then they forget everything and just act silly.
She took e-pills and started crying in the middle of the hallway.
He took e-pills and started talking to his shoes.
I took e-pills and thought my lunch was a spaceship.
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