e-penis complex

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a crazy obsession with how big your online penis looks, even though it's not real and probably not even good. they get mad about tiny things like phone screens and slow internet.

'why is my e-penis only 3 inches on this laptop? i'm gonna scream.'

'i can't text my ex because my e-penis isn't loading properly.'

'i'm gonna die if my e-penis doesn't fit on this phone.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when a guy thinks his e-penis is the best thing ever, even though it's just a picture and it's probably fake. they argue about it like it's a life-or-death situation.

'my e-penis is 10 inches. yours is 8. you are inferior.'

'i'm gonna block you if your e-penis isn't 12 inches.'

'i can't sleep because my e-penis is 9.5 inches and i'm not sure if that's a good thing.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a guy who thinks his e-penis is so big it should be in the hall of fame. he yells at everyone who dares to question its size.

'you think your e-penis is big? mine is so big it broke the internet.'

'i'm not even gonna talk to you if your e-penis isn't at least 11 inches.'

'i'm gonna kick your ass if your e-penis is less than 10 inches.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a mental illness where a guy is convinced his e-penis is the best one ever, even though it's just a photo and it's probably not even good. he yells at people for no reason.

'i'm gonna yell at you if your e-penis is not 12 inches.'

'my e-penis is perfect. yours is just sad.'

'i'm gonna cry if my e-penis doesn't fit on this screen.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

when a guy is so obsessed with his e-penis that he thinks it's bigger than the moon. he won't shut up about it and makes everyone else listen.

'my e-penis is bigger than the moon. you are all wrong.'

'i'm not gonna stop talking about my e-penis until it's 15 inches.'

'if your e-penis is less than 12 inches, i'm gonna laugh at you.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a guy who thinks his e-penis is so good it should be in a movie. he yells at people and won't stop talking about it.

'my e-penis is in a movie. yours is not.'

'i'm gonna scream if your e-penis isn't 13 inches.'

'i'm not gonna stop talking about my e-penis until it's in a movie.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago