e-peen flexing

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When online jerks try to prove they're the best by showing off their fake peen size. They shout in all caps like they're trying to yell at a kid.

I GOT A 1000 FOLLOWERS, YOU GOT 200. I'M BIGGER.

STOP TALKING TO ME, I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

I'LL BEAT YOU IN A DANCE BATTLE, YOU FAT LITTLE TWERP.

A bunch of losers on the internet trying to prove they're the man by bragging about their e-peen like it's the size of a dinosaur.

MY E-PEEN IS SO BIG IT BREAKS THE INTERNET.

I'VE GOT 1000 SUBS, YOU'VE GOT 10.

I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T ADMIT I'M BETTER.

When people on the internet try to act like they're the king by showing off their e-peen. They shout so loud, it wakes up the dead.

I'M THE KING OF THE INTERNET, YOU'RE THE PAWN.

I'VE GOT 5000 VIEWS, YOU'VE GOT 5.

I'LL FIGHT YOU IN A BATTLE OF SONGS, YOU LITTLE RODENT.