Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting your ugly art on a screen so it looks less bad

I e-painted my dog's face and it looked like a potato.

My mom tried e-painting and it looked like a raccoon got hit by a car.

That e-painting is so bad it should be banned.

2

When you use a computer to make something that looks like a kid threw up on a wall

My e-painting looks like a drunk kid drew it with a crayon.

He e-painted a dragon and it looked like a smurf had a meltdown.

That e-painting is so bad it should be in jail.

3

Using a screen to make art that’s so bad it makes your eyes cry

That e-painting is so bad I cried.

My e-painting looks like my dog took a dump on a canvas.

I e-painted a cat and it looked like a blob of spaghetti.

4

Making art on a computer because you’re too lazy to use real paint

I e-painted because I’m too lazy to clean my hands.

That e-painting was done by a guy who hates colors.

My e-painting looked like a clown got hit by a paintball gun.

5

Putting your terrible art on a screen like it’s the Mona Lisa

My e-painting is so bad it’s not even funny.

He e-painted a flower and it looked like a dead slug.

That e-painting is so bad it should be in a museum of shame.

6

When you make art on a computer and it looks like your brain exploded

That e-painting is so bad it’s like my brain exploded.

I e-painted a sunset and it looked like a burnt pancake.

My e-painting looks like my dog took a bath in paint.