E-PAD

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A place where the party never stops and people get so wasted they forget their own names and pee in the hall.

I came to E-PAD to study and left drunk and covered in glitter.

My roommate passed out on the couch with a half-eaten pizza in his hand.

We had a shot battle and the whole floor got kicked out.

A place where you can dance like a lunatic, shout at the ceiling, and end up with a hangover that could kill a horse.

I danced so hard I lost my shoes and my dignity.

I shouted at the ceiling and it shouted back.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and got kicked out.

An apartment that turns into a war zone every night with people screaming, shots flying, and someone always getting thrown out.

I got into a shot war with my neighbor and now we’re best friends.

Someone tried to throw me out the window and I just laughed.

The floor got kicked out because someone tried to start a fire in the microwave.

A place where you go to get wasted, sing off-key, and end up with a bunch of strangers as your new best friends.

I sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ so loud the cops came.

I made a new best friend who just walked in and took my shot.

I got so wasted I cried and then laughed at my own crying.

An apartment that feels like a carnival of chaos with people dancing, shouting, and throwing everything they can find.

I threw my shoes at someone and they threw back a shot.

The whole place was dancing and I just sat there confused.

I shouted so loud the ceiling started shaking.

A place where you go to forget your problems, drink until you can’t walk, and wake up with no memory and a lot of regret.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and walked out in my pajamas.

I woke up with a hangover and a random guy on my couch.

I tried to dance and fell over and nobody helped me.