e-nut

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when a keyboard warrior online yells for erp and it makes you cum so hard you wet your pants.

My buddy got e-nuted by a girl in the comments of a TikTok video. He cried.

I was e-nuted during a Zoom call. My boss saw everything.

My dog got e-nuted by a meme. He howled like a banshee.

when someone on the internet screams erp and it hits you like a truck and you cum in your sock.

I was e-nuted during a test. My teacher asked why I was laughing.

My cousin got e-nuted by a guy in the chat. He fell off the couch.

My cat got e-nuted by a YouTube comment. He meowed like it was the end of the world.

when you get cummed on by erp from someone you don't even know on the internet.

I got e-nuted by a stranger on Twitter. My phone was on silent.

My mom got e-nuted during a video call. She was cooking spaghetti.

My friend got e-nuted in the middle of a math problem. He got a perfect score.

when someone on the internet yells erp and you cum so fast you think you're dying.

I got e-nuted during a nap. I woke up screaming.

My brother got e-nuted by a meme. He threw a pillow at the screen.

My dog got e-nuted during a walk. He ran in circles like a maniac.

when you get cummed on by erp from someone online and you feel like you're on fire.

I got e-nuted during a meeting. My boss thought I was having a seizure.

My friend got e-nuted by a guy in Discord. He started crying.

My dad got e-nuted during a game. He lost the match.