e-nothing

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A stupid nickname RDCs give Navy recruits when they act like they're above everyone. It's like telling a kid they're nothing when they're already crying.
RDC: You're e-nothing, recruit! I could make you clean the latrine with your tongue.
Recruit: I'm not e-nothing, I just hate you.
RDC: E-nothing! You're e-nothing! You'll be e-nothing forever!
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When your love life or important letter life goes from hot to cold. Like when your crush texts you and then ghost you.
A: How's your relationship with the Vietnamese? B: It's e-nothing now.
I waited forever for that letter and it was just a postcard with a smiley face.
I got a letter, but it said 'I'm moving to Mars.' What even is that?
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A lowly military nobody. They're so low they can't even make their coffee without someone else telling them what to do.
E-4: I'm not e-nothing, I'm just not e-5 yet.
E-6: You're e-nothing and you know it.
E-5: E-nothing? I'm e-nothing and I'm proud.
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When you go to work expecting a raise and you get nothing. Just nothing. Not even a snack.
I worked 12 hours and got e-nothing.
The boss said, 'We'll give you e-nothing next week.'
I asked for a raise and he said, 'You're e-nothing.'
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