E-Nig

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A person who constantly hits the E-Cig like it's their last chance to breathe before getting vaporized.
My E-Nig cousin hits the E-Cig so much, I swear he’s trying to turn into a cloud.
That E-Nig at the bus stop hits the E-Cig like it’s a fire alarm.
My E-Nig brother hits the E-Cig so fast, I think he’s trying to smoke the whole thing in one breath.
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Somebody who hits the E-Cig like it's a personal enemy and they want revenge.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig so hard, I think he’s trying to punch it.
My E-Nig sister hits the E-Cig like it’s a slap fight.
That E-Nig at the bar hits the E-Cig like it’s a curse.
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A person who hits the E-Cig more than a dog hits a bone.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like it’s a bone and he’s a dog.
My E-Nig brother hits the E-Cig more than a dog hits a bone in the park.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like he’s been waiting his whole life for it.
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A person who hits the E-Cig like it’s their only friend and they need a hug.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like it’s his only friend.
My E-Nig sister hits the E-Cig like it’s a hug from her childhood.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like it’s the only thing keeping him sane.
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Somebody who hits the E-Cig like they’re trying to escape a prison.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like it’s the key to freedom.
My E-Nig brother hits the E-Cig like he’s breaking out of jail.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig so fast, it’s like he’s trying to get out of a jail cell.
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A person who hits the E-Cig like it’s a hot date and they’re trying to impress someone.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig like it’s a first date and he’s trying to impress a girl.
My E-Nig sister hits the E-Cig like it’s a love letter to the vapor.
That E-Nig hits the E-Cig so smoothly, I think he’s trying to seduce the whole room.
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