e-nagging

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When you blast out tiny emails like a spammy know-it-all just to make people answer you, even if they're busy pooping.

Hey, did you eat lunch yet? (It’s 9 AM.)

I saw your profile pic. It’s wrong. Fix it. Now.

Don’t forget to like my post. It’s important.

Nagging via email, but way worse because it feels like your boss is watching you type.

You didn’t reply. I know you saw it. I can feel it.

The coffee machine is broken. Fix it. I’m not lying.

I’m sending this from my phone. You’re not getting out of this.

When you email someone so much about tiny things that they just sigh and go back to their actual life.

Did you remember to feed the cat? I don’t know. Are you even alive?

I’m sending this email at 11 PM. You’re not getting out of this.

I just had to take a break from work to reply to you. You’re welcome.

Sending more emails than a pigeon on a mission, just to make sure someone finally answers you.

I sent you three emails. I will send you more if you don’t reply.

I just got your email. I’m replying. Don’t make me send another.

I’m not done yet. You’re not done yet. We’re all not done yet.