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A Muslim who acts all sad and goth like they're the ghost of the last Ramadan, but they're really just fake fuckboys or fuckgirls online. They do dirty stuff before marriage and it's straight up haram.
Bro just texted me 'I'm in the mood for sin' and sent a picture of a half-eaten burger.
My cousin posted a tweet saying 'My soul is dead, but my DMs are alive.'
She asked me to join her 'secret sin club' and it's just a group chat with 12 people and 3000 emojis.
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A Muslim who's too depressed to pray but too busy to be a real goth. They try to be cool online like they're in some haram love story that's not even real.
He DM'd me 'I'm depressed and I'm also depressed.'
My sister's Instagram is just a series of black and red filters and a lot of bad decisions.
He said he's in love with his math teacher and it's the worst.
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A Muslim who's so corrupted they act like they're in a haram romance movie. They're sad, they're goth, and they're probably cheating on their parents.
She texted me 'I'm going to die before I get married.'
He posted a tweet saying 'I'm too goth to pray, but I'm too depressed to be cool.'
He sent me a voice note of him crying while eating a pizza at 2 a. m.
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