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A person who yells like a hyena at you through texts and emails but acts like your best friend when you finally meet in person.
You: Hey, did you even read my email? Me: Oh, I saw it. I just thought it was a message from a dead man.
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Someone who sends you a 100-word rant about your existence, then smiles and brings you coffee like you're family.
You: I'm gonna text you so hard you'll regret being born. Me: Oh, you're my favorite person. Here, have a donut.
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They scream at you over the internet like you owe them money, but when you see them in real life, they act like you’re their long-lost twin.
You: You're the worst. Me: Oh, I know. I'm your worst.
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They type like they're fighting a war, but when you're standing there, they give you a hug and say they love you.
You: I hate your guts. Me: I know. I'm your favorite person.
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They cuss you out in a group chat like you're the devil, but when you meet up, they bring you a sandwich and ask how you're doing.
You: I'm gonna beat you up in real life. Me: I brought you a sandwich. Want some pickles?
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They yell at you online like you're their enemy, but when you see them, they act like they've been waiting for you their whole life.
You: You're the worst. Me: I know. I'm your favorite person.