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An e-mportant person is someone who thinks they're the king of the internet but can't even spell their own name. They post nonsense and expect everyone to care.
My cousin has 10 million followers but still can't find the bathroom.
This guy streams for 12 hours a day just to say 'Hello' twice.
She posted a video of her cat sneezing and called it 'a life-changing moment.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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If something is e-mportant, it’s only cool on the internet. It’s like a fancy word for something that’s totally useless in real life.
That 'viral challenge' is just a bunch of kids doing the same dance for 3 hours.
He spent $500 on a keyboard just to type 'Hello World.'
The whole world is obsessed with a pizza that has 7 different cheeses.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-mportant people are the ones who act like they’re important just because they have a followers count. They’re all talk and no real skills.
She got famous for a 3-second video and now thinks she’s a celebrity.
He quit his job to stream full-time and now lives in his mom’s basement.
He posted a selfie and now calls himself 'The Internet God.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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E-mportant stuff is just noise. It’s like someone screaming into a mic and thinking it’s a concert.
He posted 100 videos just to say 'Hi' once.
They had a 2-hour debate about which pizza is better.
She made a whole series about her plants and calls it 'a lifestyle.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An e-mportant person is someone who thinks they're special just because they have a logo and a followers count. They’re not real people, they’re just internet ghosts.
He has a logo and a followers count but still can't make a sandwich.
She has a followers count and a logo but still doesn’t know her own address.
They have a followers count and a logo but still can't spell 'logo.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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