e-mount

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What you pay when you think you're getting a deal, but then it hits you like a freight train with a hangover
I ordered a hoodie for $10 and now it's $35 because of e-mount. What even is life?
This e-mount is worse than my ex's text messages.
I thought I was saving money. Now I'm just sad.
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The sneaky way online stores try to rip you off by adding random charges that you don't understand
E-mount? What's that? I just wanted a t-shirt.
I paid for a sock and got charged for e-mount. I'm now sock-less and confused.
E-mount is the reason I have student debt.
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The final price you get when everything you thought was free turns into a nightmare
I clicked 'buy now' and now I'm paying for e-mount. What's next? A tax on my happiness?
E-mount is like my mom's cooking, everything looks good until you taste it.
I thought I was buying a book. Now I'm paying for e-mount and regret.
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The total amount of money you pay after all the extra stuff is added, and you feel like you've been robbed
E-mount is the reason I have no money left for pizza.
I paid for a pen and got charged e-mount. I'm now a pen-less, pizza-less man.
E-mount is like my gym membership, it’s just a scam.
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When you think you're getting something cheap, but then it turns into a full-blown financial disaster
I bought a shirt for $5 and now I'm paying e-mount. It's like being fired and getting a divorce at the same time.
E-mount is the worst part of online shopping, worse than my math class.
I thought I was saving money. E-mount said otherwise.
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The magical number that appears after you click 'buy' and you realize you’ve been tricked by a computer
E-mount is the reason I have no money left for snacks.
I thought I was buying a mug. Now I'm paying e-mount and I'm confused.
E-mount is like a computer with a grudge.
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