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An e-mop is a fake emo. They act like emos but don’t cut their wrists. They’re just posers trying to look cool without actually being sad or mad.
@joe: I’m not an emo, I’m an e-mop. I wear black and listen to sad songs but I still have my fingers. #e-moplife
My cousin thinks she’s an emo, but she’s just an e-mop. She cries when she gets a bad grade but doesn’t even own a razor.
I tried to be an emo once. Failed. Now I’m an e-mop. I still wear hoodies but I don’t cry at night.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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E-mops are like emos but with no guts. They dress like emos, they talk like emos, but they’re too chicken to slice their wrists. They’re just posers with a bad attitude.
My friend’s an e-mop. He wears all black, cries when he gets a bad grade, but he still has all his fingers. #e-mop
I told my teacher I was an emo. She said, ‘No, you’re an e-mop. You’re just posers with no nerve.’
I saw an e-mop in the hallway. He had a hoodie on and was crying. I asked him why he wasn’t cutting. He said, ‘I’m just an e-mop, dude.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An e-mop is a poser who thinks they’re an emo. They do everything an emo does but they’re too lazy or too scared to cut their wrists. They’re just fakes trying to look cool.
I’m not an emo, I’m an e-mop. I wear all black, I listen to sad songs, but I still have my fingers. #e-mop
My brother says he’s an emo. He’s not. He’s an e-mop. He cries when he gets a bad grade but he still eats pizza.
I saw an e-mop in the cafeteria. He was wearing all black, crying, and eating a sandwich. I asked him why he wasn’t cutting. He said, ‘I’m just an e-mop.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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