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She said she’d come over but only showed up when she heard I had snacks.

He tried to impress her with his car but she just laughed and asked for his number.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say she was thinking about me… and about her last lay.

She asked me to help her move but just used me as a distraction while she texted her ex.

She said she’d come to the party but left before I even got there.

She called me cute but didn’t show up for our date… because she was with someone else.

She said she’d stay the night but left at 1 a. m. to go home and text her bf.

She came to the concert but only sat next to me so she could flirt with the guy behind me.

She said she liked me but only asked for my number so she could text someone else.