E-mission

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A sneaky way to hunt down and save the wildest porn you can find online.
I spent two hours on E-mission just to find that one video of a dancing goat.
My mom thinks I'm doing homework. I'm really E-missing.
E-mission is like a treasure hunt, but the treasure is a guy wearing a hat and a banana.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you search the internet like a dog with a bone, just to find the best porn ever.
I E-missed for three days straight. My eyes are sore.
E-mission is the reason I failed math.
I found a guy wearing a chicken suit. That's E-mission.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The act of finding hidden porn online, like it's your job and you're doing it right.
I E-missed during lunch. My teacher thinks I'm eating.
E-mission is the only thing keeping me from crying.
I found a guy wearing a tutu. That's E-mission.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so obsessed with finding porn online, you forget to live your life.
I E-missed instead of going to the party. I missed the best punch ever.
I E-missed so much, I forgot my own name.
I E-missed for so long, my mom called the police.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The online version of a scavenger hunt, but the prize is a guy wearing a sock on his head.
I E-missed for hours just to find a guy wearing a sock on his head.
E-mission is the best thing since sliced bread and a guy wearing a sock on his head.
I E-missed during class. My teacher was mad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You're doing E-mission if you're online, searching, and your brain is melting from all the porn.
I E-missed until my brain felt like a cooked potato.
E-mission is like a brain freeze, but worse.
I E-missed so much, my brain is now a potato.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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