e-migo

My e-migo said they’re a professional dancer. They’re just fat and dance in their pajamas.

I met my e-migo in 2012. We still don’t know each other’s real names.

My e-migo sent me a photo of their dog. It was just a picture of a sock.

My e-migo texted me at 2 a. m. with a selfie and said, ‘You’re my bestie.’ I said, ‘You’re my worst enemy.’

I thought my e-migo was a genius. Now I know they’re just a kid who plays video games all day.

My e-migo sent me a photo of their face. It was just their forehead.

My e-migo said they’re rich. They’re just broke and lie about it.

I told my e-migo I’m going to the prom. They said, ‘I’m going to the grocery store.’

My e-migo said they’re going to be a rockstar. Now they just post cat videos.

My e-migo asked for $20. I said, ‘You’re my friend?’ They said, ‘I’m your bestie.’

My e-migo said they were going to send me a gift. Now they’re just sending me memes.

My e-migo said they’d help me with my math homework. They just said, ‘I’m not good at math.’

I sent my e-migo 20 messages. They sent me one reply: ‘I’m busy.’

My e-migo said they’d text me every day. Now I text them and get no reply.

I told my e-migo about my crush. They said, ‘Cool.’ And that was it.

My e-migo asked for snacks. I said, ‘You’re my friend?’ They said, ‘I’m your bestie.’

I sent my e-migo a pizza. They said, ‘I’ll send you a pizza back.’ They never did.

My e-migo said they’re coming over. Now they’re just asking for more snacks.