E-Mental

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A person who's so obsessed with saving the planet they'd rather die than let a single tree get cut down, even if it's to build a toilet.

'I’d rather live in a trash-filled ditch than let a forest be destroyed for a mall.'

'I’ve been recycling since I was 5. My parents still think I’m a weirdo.'

'I once screamed at my dog for eating a banana peel. It was a crime against nature.'

When your brain is so messed up from doing ecstasy that your thoughts are like a kid who just got hit by a truck and still tried to do homework.

'I took ecstasy and tried to do math. All I got was a headache and a sense of betrayal.'

'My brain was like a scrambled egg after that party. I didn’t know up from down.'

'I tried to write a poem. It came out as a cursed version of the alphabet.'