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A girl who yells, complains, and cusses online like she’s got a tampon stuck in her brain and her period is giving her a personality disorder.

Why is my coffee cold? I’m literally dying.

My ex just texted me. I’m gonna kill him. I’m gonna kill myself.

This movie is so bad I could’ve written it in my sleep.

A woman who texts, tweets, or DMs like she’s got a chip on her shoulder, a period in her pants, and a vendetta against the entire world.

My dog ate my homework. I’m gonna fail. I’m gonna die.

He didn’t text me back. I’m gonna get a tattoo of his name.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. My life is over.

A female who rants, cusses, and moans online like she’s got a period, a bad day, and a grudge against the universe.

Why is the sky blue? I’m gonna cry.

My mom called. I’m gonna scream.

This app is so slow I could’ve walked to Mars.

A girl who screams, texts, and tweets like her period is the only thing keeping her from turning into a total disaster.

I failed my test. I’m gonna die. I’m gonna fail life.

He broke up with me. I’m gonna burn down the world.

My phone is dead. I’m gonna cry.

A woman who complains, yells, and texts like she’s got a period, a bad mood, and a death wish all at the same time.

Why is the internet so slow? I’m gonna go insane.

My cat won’t stop meowing. I’m gonna lose my mind.

This game is so hard I’m gonna fail.