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Fake memories you make up while typing angry messages on the internet
'I swear I saw you at the mall yesterday, you were there, I know it!' (said in all caps in a group chat)
'I didn't forget your birthday, I just forgot to remember it.' (sent 3 hours after the birthday)
'You said you'd never talk to me again, but I know you're just hiding in your mom's basement crying.' (DMed at 2 a. m.)