Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When Ethan blows his load so hard it feels like he’s been shot in the nuts.

Ethan was eating pizza and suddenly screamed like a baby.

He texted me mid-lesson: 'I just had E MEI MEI and now I can’t feel my legs.'

He tried to hide it behind the desk but his chair made a loud squeak.

2

Ethan’s private moment when his pants become a pool of shame.

He was walking down the hallway and his shirt was soaked.

He sent a photo of his pants to his mom and cried.

He tried to hide under his blanket but the whole class saw.

3

When Ethan loses control and his dreams come true… in the worst way.

He was playing video games and yelled, 'I did it!' then fell over.

He texted me: 'I had E MEI MEI and now I’m a legend.'

He tried to act cool but his face was red like a tomato.

4

Ethan’s version of a superhero power… but it’s just his jizz.

He told me he could run a mile after it but he fell asleep in class.

He said he could lift weights but his pants were soaked.

He tried to do a handstand and fell over like a sack of potatoes.

5

When Ethan’s brain short-circuits and his pants catch fire.

He was doing math and started screaming, 'I can’t do this!' then passed out.

He texted me: 'I had E MEI MEI and now I’m a god.'

He tried to stand up but his legs were jelly.

6

Ethan’s secret weapon… but it’s just his jizz.

He told me it could beat anyone in the school.

He tried to use it in a fight and lost.

He said it could make him rich but now he’s just weird.