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You start by sending gay mail (male) in the morning and end up getting it all bounced back in the afternoon like a cocky kid who thinks he's the boss. You're still stuck in the same spot like you never moved.
Sent 10 emails and got 10 replies that said 'I don't know what you're talking about.'
Tried to send a message and it came back with a 'Server busy' error. Classic.
You sent a text and it just sat there like it had no life.
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You send gay mail (male) to every guy you know and it all comes back like they're mocking you. You end up where you started, stuck in your own mess.
Sent a message to 10 guys and got 10 replies that said 'Nope.'
You tried to message someone and they replied with 'You're the one who's lost.'
You sent a message and it came back with a 'Message too gay' error.
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You start sending gay mail (male) in the morning and it all comes back in the afternoon like you're in a never-ending loop. You're still stuck in the same place, like you were never going anywhere.
You sent 5 messages and got 5 replies that said 'Not interested.'
You texted someone and they replied with 'Why would you even do that?'
You sent a message and it came back with 'Error 404: Gay mail (male) not found.'
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