e-man

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An E-man is a nice guy who could be a legend, but he’s too damn stubborn to let anyone help him. His luck is like a broken elevator, it goes up, then it drops like a rock.
This E-man tried to fix his Wi-Fi by yelling at it.
He got a promotion, then refused to take it because he 'didn’t want to be bossy.'
He’s the only person who thinks getting a tattoo is a 'small commitment.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is a guy who gets lucky every now and then, but only if he’s named Emmanuel and someone took the ‘manny’ part out of his name just to be annoying.
That E-man got a free pizza because he looked like the guy in the ad.
He got a job because the boss thought he was a ‘cool Emmanuel.’
He was the only person who knew how to spell ‘E-man’ without looking it up.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is a guy who starts with an E. They’re all over North London, especially the ones who think their name is ‘Ertun’ and act like it’s a superpower.
This E-man thinks his name is a brand, not just a name.
He told me he’s from North London, but he’s actually from the mall.
He’s the only person who uses ‘Ertun’ as a nickname and is proud of it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is a guy who’s too kind and has huge potential, but he’s also too stubborn to take help. His luck is like a rollercoaster, it goes up, then it crashes into the ground.
This E-man tried to fix his phone by throwing it into a blender.
He got a new car, then refused to drive it because it was ‘too fancy.’
He’s the only person who thinks ‘fluorescent’ is a good look.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is like an E-Boy but way more dramatic. He dyes his hair any color, wears cheap gold chains, and paints his nails like he’s going to war.
This E-man dyed his hair gold and black, and now he thinks he’s a king.
He paints his nails like he’s doing a TikTok battle with his ex.
He wears a gold chain that looks cheap, but he swears it’s worth a million dollars.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is a guy who hangs upside-down, naked, smoking a blunt, and jacking off, and somehow gets infinite Doritos from a portal that only opens when he’s doing all that at once.
This E-man was hanging upside-down, naked, smoking a blunt, and jacking off like it was a party.
He opened the Dorito portal and ate 10 bags in one go.
He tried to do it in the shower, but the water was too hot for the portal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An E-man is a guy who acts like he has multiple personalities, one minute he’s happy, the next he’s crying like a baby because he didn’t get a like on TikTok.
This E-man was happy one second, then cried because his TikTok didn’t get 100 likes.
He told me he has 10 different faces, one for every emotion he feels.
He goes from smiling to yelling at the sky in 2 seconds.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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