E-mailverstation

Aging Trending

17 views · Added 2mo ago · 6 definitions

1
When you write messages to people through the internet and hope they actually read them.
Hey dude, I sent you an email last week. You’re ignoring me like I’m your ex.
I wrote 10 emails to my mom about my bad day. She still thinks I’m fine.
I tried to email my teacher about missing class. He replied with a single emoji and a question about my life choices.
2
Chatting with someone by typing on a computer, but it’s not instant and you might get ignored.
I sent my crush 12 emails. He only replied once, and it was to ask for my number.
My friend emailed me a 3-page rant about her cat. I didn’t reply because I’m a monster.
I emailed my boss about a problem. He replied with ‘Thanks’ and that was it.
3
Sending messages through email, which is like texting but slower and way more annoying.
I emailed my dad 5 times about dinner. He still ate pizza.
I emailed my crush 3 times. He still didn’t text me back.
I emailed my teacher about a test. He said ‘Good luck’ and that was it.
4
Writing messages to people through the internet, and they might never reply because they’re lazy or busy.
I emailed my friend about a party. He said he’d come, but he never showed up.
I emailed my crush about a movie. He said ‘Maybe’ and never showed up.
I emailed my mom about my bad day. She said ‘I know’ and that was it.
5
Writing messages to people through email, which is like talking to them but they might not listen.
I emailed my crush about going out. He said ‘Maybe’ and that was it.
I emailed my friend about a test. He said ‘I’ll try’ and never showed up.
I emailed my teacher about a problem. He said ‘I’ll see’ and that was it.
6
When you write messages to people through email and hope they actually read them instead of ignoring you.
I emailed my crush 3 times. He still didn’t text me back.
I emailed my mom about my bad day. She said ‘I know’ and that was it.
I emailed my teacher about a problem. He said ‘Thanks’ and that was it.
xs