E-mail hoarder

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a person who keeps every single E-mail like it's the last piece of pizza. they're too scared to delete anything in case something important gets thrown away with the trash.

'I still have that E-mail from 2013 about the office party. Maybe it will come in handy someday.'

'I can't delete this E-mail because it has the word 'important' in the subject line. That's not a coincidence.'

'I have 5,000 E-mails. I'm not deleting any of them. I'm not that dumb.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

someone who keeps all their E-mails like they're hiding from the IRS. they think deleting one might cause a catastrophic meltdown.

'I had to read through 200 E-mails to find the one that said 'you got a raise.' It was worth it.'

'I keep my E-mails because I might need them to prove I was alive in 2018.'

'I don't delete E-mails. I let them pile up like a mountain of shame.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a person who saves every E-mail like they're collecting dirt. they'd rather keep a message from a spam robot than risk losing something real.

'I saved that E-mail from the fake prince. Who knows, maybe he'll send me a real crown someday.'

'I had to scroll through 300 E-mails to find the one that said 'you got a coupon.' It was worth it.'

'I keep every E-mail. Even the ones that say 'you've been hacked.' I don't believe that one.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago