E-mail Canon

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When you blast out a bunch of e-mails or posts like you're trying to drown someone in spam.
I sent 20 e-mails about my cat's new hat in 10 minutes.
She posted 5 times in 2 minutes about her ex.
He DMed me 12 times in 1 minute about his pizza delivery.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Like when you can't stop talking to everyone on the internet, even if they don't want to hear it.
He e-mailed his boss 7 times in one day about the coffee machine.
She posted 3 times in 5 minutes about her new haircut.
He sent 10 DMs in one go about his crush.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you e-mail or post so much that it feels like you're trying to annoy the whole internet.
He sent 12 e-mails in one hour about his lunch break.
She posted 4 times in 10 minutes about her weekend plans.
He DMed 8 people in 5 minutes about his new pet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You're so busy e-mailing or posting that you might as well be screaming into the void.
She sent 9 e-mails in 15 minutes about her new job.
He posted 6 times in 10 minutes about his crush.
He DMed 12 people in 1 minute about his pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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It's like you're trying to flood the internet with your thoughts, even if no one asked for it.
He e-mailed 10 people in 5 minutes about his new phone.
She posted 5 times in 7 minutes about her new outfit.
He DMed 9 people in 1 minute about his morning coffee.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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