e-magination

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People who cook up total garbage online just to get more likes and attention. They think everyone is dumb enough to fall for their lies.
Hey bro, I just posted a picture of my cat wearing a crown. It’s the next king of the universe. #RoyalCat
I told my friend I won the lottery. I didn’t even buy a ticket.
My DMs: 'You’re the best friend ever. I’m gonna be famous.' Me: 'You’re gonna be famous by being stupid.'
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A person who’s so full of crap that it’s leaking out of their ears. They believe their own lies and think everyone else is a fool.
My teacher asked why I missed class. I said I was fighting a dragon. She said, 'You’re not in a fantasy novel.'
I told my mom I was rich. She asked how. I said, 'I just bought a mansion with my allowance.'
I said I dated a celebrity. My friend said, 'You dated a celebrity? What’s their name?' I said, 'No one knows.'
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A person who tells endless lies to their online friends just so they can feel important and popular.
I told my friend I was a superhero. He believed me and joined my 'team.'
I said I was in a band. My friend said, 'Can I be your drummer?' I said, 'Only if you’re rich.'
I told my online group I was a billionaire. Now they send me money for advice.
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