e-literacy

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When you use trash talk from your phone texts or emails in places where you're supposed to act like a human being, like school essays or job applications.
I'm gonna fail this test because I wrote, 'This math problem is so hard, I'm gonna cry.'
My college application said, 'I'm not lazy, I'm just strategically efficient.'
My boss got a complaint that said, 'You're a piece of trash, and I'm gonna tell your mom.'
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When you think your phone's slang is fancy enough to be used in real life, like when you're trying to sound cool in front of your crush.
My crush asked me how I was, and I said, 'I'm lit, but I'm also tired AF.'
I wrote a poem for my crush using all caps and emojis.
I told my teacher I was 'slaying it' in class, and she gave me a look like I had two left feet.
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When you use your phone's trash language in places where people actually expect you to know how to write, like a job interview or a love letter.
I said, 'I'm just here to vibe,' during my job interview.
My love letter to my crush said, 'You're the bomb, and I'm gonna take you out for smoothies.'
I told my mom, 'I'm good, I'm just tired, and I'm gonna sleep.'
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When you think your phone's slang is cool enough to use in real life, even when your teacher or boss is watching you.
I texted my teacher, 'Can I go to the bathroom? I'm dying.'
I told my boss, 'I'm just here to chill and get paid.'
I wrote my essay like a text: 'This test was so hard, I'm gonna die.'
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When you use your phone's slang in places you're not supposed to, like school, work, or even when you're trying to ask for a date.
I asked my crush, 'Wanna hang out?' and she said, 'Sure, but I'm tired AF.'
I told my teacher, 'I'm just here to vibe and survive.'
I wrote my essay like a text: 'This test is so hard, I'm gonna cry.'
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