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1
Dan's mess of a brain trying to spell things right and failing at every single word he says.
Dan: 'I lovd you last night.'
Dan: 'I'm goin to the store. I'll be back in a minit.'
Dan: 'That movie was literly the worst thing I've ever seen.'
2
Dan's attempt at sounding smart but just making everything worse and confusing everyone.
Dan: 'I'm writin this essay on the moon and how it's feelin today.'
Dan: 'I ate my feelings and they were very spicy.'
Dan: 'The book was literly the best thing since sliced bread... and also a sandwich.'
3
Dan's brain short-circuiting every time he tries to talk or write something that makes sense.
Dan: 'I'm goin to the store. I'll be back in a minit.'
Dan: 'I lovd you last night.'
Dan: 'That movie was literly the worst thing I've ever seen.'
4
Dan's language skills are so broken they could be used to fix a leaking toilet.
Dan: 'I ate my feelings and they were very spicy.'
Dan: 'The book was literly the best thing since sliced bread... and also a sandwich.'
Dan: 'I'm writin this essay on the moon and how it's feelin today.'
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Dan's brain is like a bag of hotdogs. It's messy and full of nonsense.
Dan: 'I'm goin to the store. I'll be back in a minit.'
Dan: 'That movie was literly the worst thing I've ever seen.'
Dan: 'I lovd you last night.'
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