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A bunch of people who signed up to get your spam in their inbox

I joined this e-list because it promised free pizza. It just sent me 17 ads for cheese.

My boss added me to the e-list for 'important company updates.' It's just a picture of a cat wearing a suit.

This e-list is so bad, I use it as a mood ring.

A group of people who let you email them until they regret it

I emailed the e-list about my existential crisis. Now I get 50 replies a day.

My ex is on the e-list. She still sends me love letters. I don't know why.

I joined the e-list for a joke. Now I get 12 emails every hour.

A list of people who agreed to be yelled at by your emails

This e-list is like a shout-out group. I get yelled at every morning.

I got yelled at by the e-list for not signing up for the 'extreme email challenge.'

My grandma is on the e-list. She emails me back in cursive.

A collection of people who let you email them until they’re too tired to reply

I emailed the e-list 10 times. Now I get 1 reply. It’s from a guy named Steve.

This e-list is like a broken robot. It sends me emails even when I’m asleep.

I joined the e-list for a fun time. Now I get 12 emails a day. It’s not fun.

A list of people who let you email them like they owe you money

I emailed the e-list for a free coffee. Now I get emails about 30 different kinds of coffee.

I owe the e-list a coffee. I haven’t paid them back yet.

The e-list thinks I’m rich. I’m not.

A list of people who let you email them like they’re your best friend

I emailed the e-list about my bad day. Now I get 10 replies every hour.

The e-list is like my best friend. They send me messages even when I’m not talking to them.

I joined the e-list for fun. Now I have 20 best friends who email me every day.