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When your phone thinks you're a babbling lunatic and turns your words into nonsense.
I said 'I'm going to the store' and it wrote 'I'm going to the serenade.'
She said 'I need a drink' and it wrote 'I need a drivel.'
He said 'I hate my job' and it wrote 'I hate my jab.'
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Your phone's way of telling you it thinks you're a moron who speaks like a robot.
'I just ate a taco' became 'I just ate a tacony.'
He said 'I'm tired' and it turned into 'I'm tared.'
She said 'I'm coming home' and it wrote 'I'm coming homey.'
3
When your phone decides to make you sound like a confused toddler.
'I'm going to sleep' turned into 'I'm going to sleepy.'
He said 'I'm hungry' and it wrote 'I'm hungrily.'
She said 'I love you' and it wrote 'I love youy.'
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Your phone's version of a bad translation from a drunk translator.
'I'm going to the gym' became 'I'm going to the gymy.'
She said 'I'm excited' and it wrote 'I'm exicted.'
He said 'I'm ready' and it wrote 'I'm readyy.'
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When your phone thinks you're speaking in a foreign language you don't actually know.
'I'm going to eat' turned into 'I'm going to eaty.'
He said 'I'm tired' and it wrote 'I'm taredy.'
She said 'I'm happy' and it wrote 'I'm happyy.'
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Your phone's way of making you sound like you're from another planet.
'I'm going to work' turned into 'I'm going to worky.'
He said 'I'm hungry' and it wrote 'I'm hungryy.'
She said 'I'm tired' and it wrote 'I'm taredy.'
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