e-licidades

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A smelly digital pat on the back for when someone does something stupid but cool. Like getting married, passing a test, or posting a bad selfie.

Hey, you fatso! E-licidades on your 500th bad haircut!

Your kid passed algebra? E-licidades, you failure of a parent!

You bought a car? E-licidades, you’re gonna need a loan and a therapist.

A lazy way to say you're happy for someone, even if they're a mess. It’s like sending a text instead of showing up to their disaster party.

E-licidades on your divorce! You’re free, but you’re still stuck with your ex’s bad habits.

You got a tattoo? E-licidades, you’re gonna regret it next Monday.

Your kid got a D? E-licidades, you’re a terrible parent.

A fake celebration sent through a phone. It’s like saying ‘good job’ while you’re still eating your pizza.

E-licidades on your new job! You’ll be fired by Tuesday.

You passed the test? E-licidades, you’re gonna need a nap.

You got engaged? E-licidades, you’re gonna need a lot of money and a lot of patience.

A digital high five for when someone messes up but still deserves a little praise. It’s like giving a thumbs up to a broken toaster.

E-licidades on your failed diet! You’re still hot, but you’re also still fat.

You failed your class? E-licidades, you’re gonna need to retake it and cry.

You bought a house? E-licidades, you’re gonna need a mortgage and a divorce.

A cursed message you send to someone who did something weird but kind of cool. It’s like saying ‘congrats’ while you’re still hungover.

E-licidades on your weird new hobby! You’re gonna need a lot of time and a lot of money.

You got a pet? E-licidades, you’re gonna need a lot of food and a lot of patience.

You passed your driving test? E-licidades, you’re gonna crash your car and your life.