e-lesson

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when your brain is so dead you don’t need to go to school because you’re already in a mental prison

My brain is like a dead goldfish. E-lesson today, no way I’m leaving this couch.

I’m not avoiding school. I’m escaping a nightmare.

E-lesson? That’s not a class. That’s a sentence.

when your teacher thinks you’re learning but you’re actually crying in a bathroom

I said I’d do the e-lesson. Now I’m crying in the school bathroom like a baby.

Teacher said I was ‘engaged.’ I was engaged in a sob fest.

E-lesson? More like e-sob.

when you’re so lazy you pretend to do school from your bed and it’s just a lie

I did the e-lesson from my bed. I didn’t even get up. I’m a legend.

Pretend to do school? That’s my full-time job.

I told my mom I was doing e-lessons. I was just eating cereal.