E-Lectric Erik

E-Lectric Erik walked past me and gave me the eye. I tripped over my own feet.

He got the last slice of pizza and said, 'You’re welcome, loser.'

He texted me, 'I’m getting coffee. You’re getting a pep talk.'

I saw E-Lectric Erik and my ex started crying. I took a picture and sent it to my mom.

He smiled at me and my dog started barking like it had seen a ghost.

He walked into the room and my crush ran out. I don’t know why.

He got the new phone and I got the old one. I cried. He laughed.

He asked me out and I said yes. Then I realized he was already dating my best friend.

He got the last seat on the bus and I had to stand. I took a picture and posted it on Twitter.