E-lay (Net-lay)

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This is when you log on to the internet and flirt with some random adult until you end up having sex. No cash is passed. It's just you and your device, doing your business.
I met my bf on Tinder. We chatted for two hours and then he showed me his dog. That was the beginning of our relationship.
She texted me 30 times before we finally had sex. I had to send her a selfie to make it happen.
He joined a dating site for free. I paid for mine. He still got the better end of the deal.
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It's like online dating, but instead of looking for love, you're looking for a quickie. You chat, you laugh, and then you do what you came for.
I found my partner on a dating app. We talked about pizza and then we talked about sex. That was the end of the conversation.
I used a dating site for free. She paid to see me. I felt like a celebrity.
He texted me twice. I texted him back once. We ended up having sex in the middle of the night.
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You use the internet to find someone who wants to have sex. You talk, you tease, and then you do the deed. No cash. No fuss. Just good times.
She messaged me on Instagram. I replied. Then we had sex. That was it.
He used a dating app for free. I paid for the subscription. He still had more fun than me.
We met on a dating site. I asked if he wanted to have sex. He said yes. That was our conversation.
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