e-land

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A place where all the English people live online and talk like they own the place.

'Why is e-land so loud?' 'Because it's full of English tourists who think they're the main event.'

'I got blocked in e-land for calling their tea 'muck.'

'My cousin moved to e-land and now he talks like he’s royalty.'

A digital kingdom where the English people rule with a stick and a bad accent.

'I got exiled from e-land for not knowing the difference between tea and coffee.'

'My friend got banned from e-land for saying 'cheers' instead of 'thank you.'

'E-land is like a school where everyone is the teacher and no one listens.'

A place online that the English people use to brag and make everyone else feel stupid.

'E-land is where they say 'good morning' and mean 'why are you still alive?'

'I was in e-land and got called 'chump' for no reason.'

'They use e-land to talk about the weather like it’s a war.'

A virtual country where the English people live and think they’re better than everyone else.

'I was in e-land and got called 'mate' five times in one minute.'

'They use e-land to talk about the Queen like she’s the only person who matters.'

'E-land is where they say 'boring' and mean 'you’re not good enough.'

A digital location where the English people go to talk and make other people feel like they’re in the back of the class.

'I went to e-land and got told I was 'terrible' for not knowing the word 'queue.'

'E-land is where they say 'chuffed' and you have no idea what that means.'

'They use e-land to talk about the weather like it’s a conversation starter.'

A place online where the English people go to annoy everyone else with their loudness and bad grammar.

'E-land is like a loud party where no one knows the rules.'

'I got called 'idiot' in e-land for not knowing what 'cheers' means.'

'They use e-land to talk about the Queen like she’s on a reality show.'