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He stayed in my DMs for two weeks and sent me a photo of his cat wearing a hat.

He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend before I even said hi.

He sent me a video of himself eating pizza at 3 a. m.

He texted me 20 messages about his dog's bad hair day.

He asked me to listen to his entire playlist before he even said hello.

He sent me a 5-minute voice note about his lunch.

He sent me a photo of his face with a mustache drawn on it and called me ‘Mrs. Mustache’.

He told me he was ‘hunting for love’ and sent me a picture of a fish.

He asked me to guess his favorite color and then yelled at me when I got it wrong.

He said, ‘Hey, we’re gonna be best friends’ and then blocked me after one message.

He told me he was ‘on the show’ and sent me a photo of his fridge.

He sent me a message saying ‘You’re my favorite person’ and then never talked to me again.

He sent me a message at 2 a. m. saying, ‘I miss you’ and then said ‘Don’t reply’ 10 minutes later.

He sent me a voice note of him singing ‘Hello’ at 7 a. m.

He sent me a message saying, ‘I think about you all day’ and then didn’t reply for a week.