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Evan is a fire-breathing hot guy who only dates men. He’s so hot he could melt your face off.
Just saw Evan in the hallway. I almost exploded.
Evan walked in, and I immediately got a boner.
He’s like a hot dog on a grill. Only men get to eat him.
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Evan is so attractive it’s unfair. He only likes men. You’re not getting him.
Evan is like a king. Only men are his subjects.
He walked by me, and I dropped my phone. It was that bad.
I tried to flirt with Evan. He just winked at me and left.
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Evan is the definition of hot. He only dates men. You’re not even in the race.
Evan is like a superhero. He only dates men. You’re just a civilian.
He’s so hot I think I got a nosebleed.
I tried to talk to Evan. He just looked at me like I was a joke.
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