E. kohler

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What happens when your coworker shoves his grungy finger into your drink like it's a crime scene.
My coffee tasted like a sock that lived in a garbage can. E. kohler.
He stuck his finger in my soda and called it a 'hydration upgrade.' E. kohler.
I drank my water and now I feel like I swallowed a dead raccoon. E. kohler.
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When your co-worker treats your drink like it's a trash can and sticks his finger in it.
He dipped his finger in my energy drink and said it was 'a taste test.' E. kohler.
My water turned into a science experiment. E. kohler.
I drank my coffee and now I'm questioning my life choices. E. kohler.
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The punishment you get for not being friends with your co-worker. He sticks his finger in your drink.
He stuck his finger in my tea and said it was a 'brotherhood ritual.' E. kohler.
My drink was ruined by a finger that smells like a gym sock. E. kohler.
I drank my water and now I have a new nickname: 'the finger victim.' E. kohler.
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