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You know someone just by looking at their stupid face on a screen. You’ve never seen their ugly body. You’re not even friends. You’re just a ghost in their chat history.
My cousin e-knows 20 people but can’t recognize one at a party.
I e-knew my ex for three years. When we met, I was shocked she didn’t have a beard.
He e-met his best friend. They’ve never talked in real life. They just argue in group chats.
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It means you think you know someone, but you really just know their dumb opinions and their worse selfies.
She e-knows her crush. She knows he likes pizza. That’s it. He could be a serial killer and she’d still say he’s cute.
I e-know my brother. He sends me memes. I send him insults. That’s our whole relationship.
They e-know each other so well. They’ve never met. They just know each other’s bad jokes.
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