E-kiss

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A fake smooch you send through a camera so you look cool even though you're just sitting on your couch in pajamas.

My mom said she would e-kiss me if I finished my math homework.

He e-kissed her during Zoom class and got caught.

She e-kissed him in the middle of a group project and ruined it.

When a degenerate on Discord tries to make out with someone else while you're all just trying to talk.

He started e-kissing her during our Discord meeting and no one could focus.

She e-kissed him in the middle of a game and lost.

He e-kissed her during a group chat and it turned into a fight.

A stupid holiday where anyone with a D or E in their name has to kiss someone else on June 17th.

Derek e-kissed Elena and it was the worst thing ever.

Ella e-kissed Daniel in the hallway and everyone laughed.

Derek and Elena e-kissed on June 17th and it was the most embarrassing thing.

When your dog uses his paws like he's on a motorcycle to scratch his butt across the floor.

My dog e-kissed the carpet and left a mess.

He e-kissed the floor like it was a big kiss.

Every time he e-kisses, he makes a loud noise.

A day where anyone with a D or E in their name has to kiss someone else on June 17th, and it can be anywhere.

Derek e-kissed Elena on the cheek and it was okay.

Ella e-kissed Daniel on the lips and it was bad.

Daniel e-kissed Ella on the forehead and it was weird.