E-John

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To blast an email so brutal it ends a relationship before it even starts. Like you’re throwing a punch in the dark and hitting a lover.

I emailed him 3 times and he didn’t reply. That’s a ghost. A real ghost.

She sent me an email that said, 'You’re dead to me.' I’m still dead.

He emailed me and said, 'You’re not my type.' I’m not your type either, pal.

To cut off all email contact like you’re the last person on Earth and you’re saving the planet from a love disaster.

I blocked her on email and sent her a message that said, 'You’re blocked. You’re banned. You’re dead.'

He emailed me and said, 'No more. I’m done. You’re done.'

She emailed me and said, 'I’m not coming back. I’m not even coming near.'

To send a final email so bad it’s like you’re throwing a relationship in the trash and setting it on fire.

He emailed me and said, 'You’re a waste of time. You’re a waste of space.' I’m a waste of everything.

I emailed her and said, 'You’re not worth it. You’re not even worth the effort.'

She emailed me and said, 'You’re not my type. You’re not even my person.' I’m not even your friend.