e-job

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a digital head job you get through the internet. It usually happens on apps like ventrilo, in secret chat rooms. Ladies use e-jobs plus other tricks to boss around guys in game groups.
"You think you're getting an e-job? I'm giving you a head job through your grandma's laptop."
He got an e-job in a passworded channel, and now he's crying in the lobby.
She used an e-job to take over the guild leader position.
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using a bluetooth Fleshlight to get a fake blow job from a cam girl. It's like getting a head job from someone on the internet, but with extra tech.
"I just got a fake blow job from a cam girl using my Fleshlight. I'm still recovering."
He used his Fleshlight to get a virtual head job during lunch break.
She blurted out, 'I'm getting a fake blow job right now, and you're not invited.'
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a slang word for getting a digital head job. It's like getting a blow job from someone on the internet, but it's all made up.
"You call that an e-job? I've had better virtual head jobs."
He said, 'I got an e-job, and it was worth it.'
She texted, 'I'm doing an e-job right now, and I'm not coming back.'
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sticking your penis into Wall-E's trash cumbuster and pumping like a mad man. You keep going until your penis gets chopped off and turned into a trash cube.
"I tried the Wall-E trash cumbuster, and my penis is now a trash cube."
He said, 'I did the Wall-E trash cumbuster, and now I'm a trash cube.'
She texted, 'He's doing the Wall-E trash cumbuster, and I'm watching.'
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