e-jerking

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Bragging about your junk online while everyone else is bored out of their minds

"I can jerk off for 2 hours and still have energy for a 10-minute workout.", @JerkMaster420

"You think you're good? I once jerked off while eating a whole pizza.", @Pizzajerk

DM: "You're not even close to my level. I jerk off in slow motion and still win."

A guy who thinks he's cool just because he has internet and a wi-fi signal

"I'm not a jerk, I'm an e-jerk. There's a difference.", @EjerkPro

Just because I can post a selfie while jerking off doesn't mean I'm famous.

He claims he's famous because he has 3 followers and a 5-second video.

When two guys in a meeting spend more time jerking off than actually working

"Xessive was so busy jerking off he forgot the meeting was about money."

Dizzy just stared at his phone the whole time and never said a word.

Xessive tried to jerk off in slow motion while dizzy was busy laughing at him.