Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stare at a computer screen like it owes you money and then you jizz like it’s your birthday.

My mom caught me e-jacking in my room while she was making lasagna. I told her it was research.

I e-jacked so hard I got a headache and a hard-on at the same time.

I was e-jacking during Zoom class and my teacher asked if I was having a seizure.

2

A guy who thinks his face is a work of art and his only relationship is with his computer and a bag of chips.

My neighbor is an e-jack. He wears pajamas to work and still thinks he’s cool.

My cousin is an e-jack. He once tried to talk to a girl and said, ‘I don’t do relationships, just e-jacks.’

My brother is an e-jack. He once got kicked out of a library for e-jacking.

3

A short way to say when you spill your jizz like it’s a fancy drink.

I did an e-jack and it was so good I forgot my lunch.

I e-jacked so hard I had to take a break to breathe.

I did an e-jack and my pants were soaked.

4

A fancy way to say you’re jizzing and you don’t care who knows it.

I did an e-jack in my pants during math class and no one noticed.

I e-jacked so hard I made my dog laugh.

I did an e-jack and my phone got a little wet.

5

When you get so turned on you think you’re going to explode and it’s all because of a screen.

I had an e-jack so good I forgot my name.

I got an e-jack while my mom was on the phone and I didn’t care.

I had an e-jack and my neighbor heard it.

6

A weird pumpkin that’s like a portal to another world and you stick your willy in it and then you jizz.

I carved a pumpkin and it was an e-jack pumpkin. I stuck my willy in it and it was weird.

My friend’s e-jack pumpkin was so big I had to use both hands.

I did an e-jack pumpkin and it had a face.

7

When you jerk off to your own art in front of everyone and it’s like a performance.

I did an e-jack in front of my class and it was the worst.

I e-jacked to my own art and my teacher cried.

I did an e-jack and everyone laughed at me.