E-Jack-O-Lantern

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A squishy orange face with a big hole in it, used for sticking your willy in and jerking off like a madman.
My E-Jack-O-Lantern got so used to my cock, it started to smile back at me.
I carved my ex’s face into the pumpkin and stuck my pecker in it. It was revenge, baby.
I used my E-Jack-O-Lantern to tease my little brother. He cried and I laughed.
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A spooky pumpkin that you shove your junk into and shake it like it's haunted.
I shook my E-Jack-O-Lantern so hard, it screamed for mercy.
My E-Jack-O-Lantern was haunted by my uncle’s ghost. He came out and joined the fun.
I put my E-Jack-O-Lantern on the porch, and it started talking to my dog.
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A pumpkin with a big hole you stick your thing in and rub it like it's a magic wand.
I rubbed my E-Jack-O-Lantern so much, it started to glow like a witch’s candle.
My E-Jack-O-Lantern got so hot from my hand, it almost caught fire.
I used my E-Jack-O-Lantern to trick my dad. He thought it was a new kind of microwave.
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