Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy blows his load while looking at smut on the Internet.

I did an e-jack during lunch break and my coworkers heard it.

He was e-jacking in the car and the radio was on full blast.

I got caught e-jacking in the library and the librarian gave me a look.

2

A guy who only gets off by looking at online porn and can’t talk to real people.

My neighbor is an e-jack and hasn’t left his room in weeks.

He’s such an e-jack, he can’t even look at a girl without getting hard.

That e-jack is still watching porn at 2 a. m.

3

A guy who’s so bad at life, he only gets pleasure from Internet smut and doesn’t know how to talk to people.

He’s the e-jack of the group chat and only sends memes and porn links.

That e-jack still thinks TikTok is for dancing, not for getting off.

I asked him to go to the movies, but he said he’d rather be an e-jack.

4

A funny nickname for someone named EJ who is also a total e-jack.

My friend EJ is the e-jack of the class.

EJ is an e-jack and still doesn’t know how to text properly.

EJ is the e-jack and still uses a flip phone.

5

When a guy finishes his job and then finishes himself with a little help from the Internet.

He did an e-jack after finishing his report and got a coffee stain on his pants.

He did an e-jack during a Zoom call and his boss saw it.

He did an e-jack in the meeting and nobody said anything.

6

A jack-o-lantern for guys who like to stick their junk in pumpkins and get off.

He carved an e-jack for Halloween and it was full of meatballs.

That e-jack was supposed to be scary, but it just looked sad.

He put a pumpkin with a hole in it and called it an e-jack.

7

When a guy shows off his junk and gets off to his own stuff on the Internet.

He did an e-jack in front of the whole school and nobody laughed.

He did an e-jack on the school bus and the driver was annoyed.

He did an e-jack in the classroom and the teacher gave him detention.