e-introduce

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Send someone or something to someone else through email like a cocky kid who thinks they're the best

I e-introduced my ex to my new boyfriend. He got a 1-star review.

I e-introduced my pet goldfish to my mom. She didn’t believe me.

I e-introduced my GPA to my college. It got rejected.

Tell someone about another person or thing through email, like a loudmouth in a group chat

I e-introduced my roommate’s cat to my boss. He now thinks I work with animals.

I e-introduced my bad habits to my sister. She got a warning.

I e-introduced my pizza delivery to my friend. He’s now a fan.

Blatantly tell someone about another person or thing via email, like a trash talker in a family group

I e-introduced my brother’s loud snoring to my parents. They’re plotting revenge.

I e-introduced my math test to my teacher. It got a C+

I e-introduced my crush to my best friend. Now they’re dating.

Shove someone or something into someone else’s inbox like a brat who doesn’t know when to stop

I e-introduced my dog’s muddy paw prints to my mom. She cried.

I e-introduced my failed project to my boss. He laughed in my face.

I e-introduced my crush to my crush. Now they’re both confused.

Tell someone about another person or thing through email like a loud, uninvited guest

I e-introduced my neighbor’s loud music to my dad. He wants a lawyer.

I e-introduced my failed diet to my friend. She’s laughing at me.

I e-introduced my crush to my crush’s crush. It’s a mess.