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A country girl who's too cheap for a hotel room and too drunk to care who she sleeps with. She’s the reason the local gas station has a 24-hour liquor license.
'I had sex with the mayor and his son. Both of them paid for my gas.'
'I don’t need a man. I need a discount.'
'The town thinks I’m a saint. They don’t know I’m just a sinner with a good discount.'
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A backwoods ho who thinks her name is on every billboard between Memphis and Nashville. She’s the reason the local bar has a 'No Hoes Allowed' sign that’s always broken.
'I dated the sheriff. He gave me a badge. Now I wear it like a bra.'
'I don’t need a man. I have a coupon.'
'They call me the town ho, but I’ve got the town’s attention.'
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A girl who lives in a trailer, drinks moonshine, and thinks she’s the love of every man’s life. She’s the reason the local preacher has a second job.
'I had a baby with three different men. Now they all think I’m the mom of the year.'
'I don’t need a man. I have a baby and a bottle.'
'The preacher says I’m a sinner. I say he’s just jealous.'
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